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06/08/17 Grif.Net – Keeping Me Humble

06/08/17 Grif.Net – Keeping Me Humble

I once =
proclaimed, "I have the body of a Greek god!" =

My wife said, "I thought Buddha was =
Chinese?"

 

I once said, =
“I have a photographic memory!”
My wife replied, =
“Here’s $3 to buy some new =
film.”

 

I once shared, “I think a good husband is like =
fine wine . . . it gets better with age.”

My wife locked me in the cellar.

 

I once =
opined, “I can’t diet. I don’t want my brain to get =
thinner.”
My wife reacted: “Smart idea. You’re =
don’t want to get any more narrow-minded.”

 

I once =
questioned, “Do people really think I’m =
ugly?”

My wife answered, =
“Well, you could go alone to the vet and no one would ask any =
questions.”

 

I once =
announced, “I tell everyone that I’m probably the best =
husband in history.”

My wife =
responded, “You may be myth-taken.”

 

I once =
quipped, “It is really hard to be so =
great.”

My wife whispered, =
“You may have misspelled =
‘grate’.”

 

~~

Dr Bob Griffin =

bob@grif.net www.grif.net =

"Jesus Knows Me, This I =
Love!"