I once =
proclaimed, "I have the body of a Greek god!" =
My wife said, "I thought Buddha was =
Chinese?"
I once said, =
“I have a photographic memory!”
My wife replied, =
“Here’s $3 to buy some new =
film.”
I once shared, “I think a good husband is like =
fine wine . . . it gets better with age.”
My wife locked me in the cellar.
I once =
opined, “I can’t diet. I don’t want my brain to get =
thinner.”
My wife reacted: “Smart idea. You’re =
don’t want to get any more narrow-minded.”
I once =
questioned, “Do people really think I’m =
ugly?”
My wife answered, =
“Well, you could go alone to the vet and no one would ask any =
questions.”
I once =
announced, “I tell everyone that I’m probably the best =
husband in history.”
My wife =
responded, “You may be myth-taken.”
I once =
quipped, “It is really hard to be so =
great.”
My wife whispered, =
“You may have misspelled =
‘grate’.”
~~
Dr Bob Griffin =
[email protected] www.grif.net =
"Jesus Knows Me, This I =
Love!"