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06/06/17 Grif.Net – Stopped

06/06/17 Grif.Net – Stopped

A Washington DC lawyer ran a stop sign and got pulled over by a =
small-town Wyoming policeman. He thinks that he is smarter than the cop =
because he is a lawyer from Washington DC and is certain that he has a =
better education then any cop. He decides to prove this to himself and =
have some fun at the cop’s expense.


Wyoming cop says, "License and registration, =
please."


Washington DC Lawyer says, "What =
for?"


Wyoming cop says, "You =
didn’t come to a complete stop at the stop =
sign."


Washington DC Lawyer says, =
"I slowed down, and no one was =
coming."


Wyoming cop says, "You =
still didn’t come to a complete stop. License and registration, =
please."


Washington DC Lawyer says, =
"What’s the difference?"


Wyoming cop says, "The =
difference is, you have to come to complete stop, that’s the law. =
License and registration please!"


Washington DC Lawyer says, =
"If you can show me the legal difference between ‘slow =
down’ and ‘stop’, I’ll give you my license and =
registration and you give me the ticket. If not, you let me go and =
forget about the ticket."


Wyoming cop says, =
"Sounds fair. Exit your vehicle, =
sir."


The Washington DC =
Lawyer exits his =
vehicle.


The Wyoming cop takes out his baton and starts beating =
the living daylights out of the lawyer and asks, "Do =
you want me to stop, or just slow down?"

 

~~

Dr Bob Griffin =

bob@grif.net www.grif.net =

"Jesus Knows Me, This I =
Love!"