A Washington DC lawyer ran a stop sign and got pulled over by a =
small-town Wyoming policeman. He thinks that he is smarter than the cop =
because he is a lawyer from Washington DC and is certain that he has a =
better education then any cop. He decides to prove this to himself and =
have some fun at the cop’s expense.
Wyoming cop says, "License and registration, =
please."
Washington DC Lawyer says, "What =
for?"
Wyoming cop says, "You =
didn’t come to a complete stop at the stop =
sign."
Washington DC Lawyer says, =
"I slowed down, and no one was =
coming."
Wyoming cop says, "You =
still didn’t come to a complete stop. License and registration, =
please."
Washington DC Lawyer says, =
"What’s the difference?"
Wyoming cop says, "The =
difference is, you have to come to complete stop, that’s the law. =
License and registration please!"
Washington DC Lawyer says, =
"If you can show me the legal difference between ‘slow =
down’ and ‘stop’, I’ll give you my license and =
registration and you give me the ticket. If not, you let me go and =
forget about the ticket."
Wyoming cop says, =
"Sounds fair. Exit your vehicle, =
sir."
The Washington DC =
Lawyer exits his =
vehicle.
The Wyoming cop takes out his baton and starts beating =
the living daylights out of the lawyer and asks, "Do =
you want me to stop, or just slow down?"
~~
Dr Bob Griffin =
[email protected] www.grif.net =
"Jesus Knows Me, This I =
Love!"