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06/01/17 Grif.Net – Currant Events

06/01/17 Grif.Net – Currant Events

[Sadly, more word plays at the beginning of the =
month]

 

At the supermarket I saw a man and a woman wrapped in =
a barcode. I asked, "Are you two an item?"

 

Why did =
Indians settle in Wyoming first? They had reservations.

 

Kids took a =
class trip to the Coca-Cola factory, but are hoping there won’t be =
a pop quiz.

 

What is the difference between a well-dressed man and =
a dog? The man wears a complete suit, the dog just =
pants.

 

No sea captain likes crew cuts.

 

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Dr Bob Griffin =

bob@grif.net www.grif.net =

"Jesus Knows Me, This I =
Love!"