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05/26/17 Grif.Net – Bumper Stickers at Marine Base

05/26/17 Grif.Net – Bumper Stickers at Marine Base

[A friend near Parris =
Island, SC shared some bumper stickers for the Memorial Day Weekend. =
Here are the few that were fit for grif net =
humor]

USMC: When it absolutely, positively must be =
destroyed overnight.

 

When in doubt, empty the =
magazine.

 

To err is human, to =
forgive is divine. Neither is Marine Corps =
policy.

 

There are two types of =
people: Marines, and those that wish they were.

 

Happiness is a belt-fed =
weapon.

 

All men are created equal, =
then some become Marines.

 

It’s not an attitude =
problem. We are that good.

  =

U.S. Marines: Travel agents to =
Allah.

 

First Iraq, then =
France.

 

It’s God’s job to forgive =
ISIS, it’s our job to arrange the meeting.

  =

My sergeant’s only flaw is his excessive =
modesty.

 

Except for ending slavery, =
Fascism, Nazism, and Communism, war has never solved =
anything.

 

USMC: Heaven won’t take us and Hell’s afraid we’ll =
take over.


~~

Dr Bob Griffin

[email protected] www.grif.net

"Jesus Knows Me, This I =
Love!"