[These have been =
compiled from decades of experiences of hundreds of people and are not =
“funny”, but rather attempt at being “helpful” =
so your fortune will come true. Feel free to discuss them over General =
Tsao’s chicken or Moo Shoo Pork.]
1.) Do not grab the =
cookie closest to you, but the one furthest away when served by the =
waitress or hostess.
2.) Pick a cookie =
that is most closely “pointing” towards you (i.e. the 2 =
pointed ends, not the rounded part, is aimed at =
you).
3.) If you rip your =
fortune, it will not come true.
4.) You have to =
keep the fortune for it to come true.
5.) You cannot look =
at all the fortunes first, then claim the best one as your own – =
or give the worst one to someone else.
6.) After reading =
the fortune, you must not tell anyone your fortune, and then eat your =
fortune cookie in silence.
7.) If there is no fortune in a fortune cookie, it =
is a sign that something good will happen to you soon. The =
fortune-cookie-fairy owes you one.
8.) If you get 2 =
fortunes in 1 cookie, they cancel each other out. The fortune from the =
next cookie is the one you will receive. (Smile as that person reads the =
fortune and thinks it is for themselves . . . but you know =
better).
9.) In order for =
your fortune to work, you cannot tell anyone what it says. This =
includes pix on Instagram, Twitter, Facebook et =
al
10.) For best =
results, you should not pick your own fortune cookie. Someone has to =
give you a cookie of their choice.
Bonus – Do NOT, I =
repeat NOT play the evil cookie game where everyone reads their fortune =
and then adds “in the bedroom” or worse, adds “in =
church”.
~~
Dr Bob =
Griffin
[email protected] www.grif.net =
"Jesus Knows Me, This I =
Love!"
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