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05/16/17 – Grif.Net – More Q&A

05/16/17 – Grif.Net – More Q&A

[My good friend Ken is asking questions again. What =
can you say? Minnesotans: can’t live with them and can’t =
live with them.]

 

Q. What do =
you use to get corn cobs smooth?

A. =
Kernel sanders

 

Q. What =
branch of the military are babies allowed to join?

A. The infantry

 

Q. Why =
should you drink a quart of water before going to bed?

A. So you have a reason to get up each =
morning

 

Q. Where did they send legislation for legalizing =
marijuana?

A. To the House and Senate =
Joint Committee

 

Q. When =
should a window go to the doctor?

A. =
If it has panes

 

Q. Do you =
have a date this year for Valentine’s Day?
A. Yes. February =
14th

 

Q. Why =
should you use big words even though you don’t understand =
them?

A. So you can appear more =
photosynthesis

 

Q. What do =
you call a ten rabbits in a row walking away from you?

A. A receding hare line

 

And this =
week he added . . .

 

Q. Why is =
Peter Pan always flying?

A. Because =
he Neverlands.

 

(I actually =
like that joke because it never gets old)

 

~~

Dr Bob Griffin =

bob@grif.net www.grif.net =

"Jesus Knows Me, This I =
Love!"