[My good friend Ken is asking questions again. What =
can you say? Minnesotans: can’t live with them and can’t =
live with them.]
Q. What do =
you use to get corn cobs smooth?
A. =
Kernel sanders
Q. What =
branch of the military are babies allowed to join?
A. The infantry
Q. Why =
should you drink a quart of water before going to bed?
A. So you have a reason to get up each =
morning
Q. Where did they send legislation for legalizing =
marijuana?
A. To the House and Senate =
Joint Committee
Q. When =
should a window go to the doctor?
A. =
If it has panes
Q. Do you =
have a date this year for Valentine’s Day?
A. Yes. February =
14th
Q. Why =
should you use big words even though you don’t understand =
them?
A. So you can appear more =
photosynthesis
Q. What do =
you call a ten rabbits in a row walking away from you?
A. A receding hare line
And this =
week he added . . .
Q. Why is =
Peter Pan always flying?
A. Because =
he Neverlands.
(I actually =
like that joke because it never gets old)
~~
Dr Bob Griffin =
[email protected] www.grif.net =
"Jesus Knows Me, This I =
Love!"