When I see =
lovers’ initials carved in a tree, I don’t think it’s =
cute.
I just =
think it’s crazy how many people bring knives on a =
date.
When people =
go underwater in scary movies, I like to hold my breath and see it I =
would have survived that situation.
I almost =
died in “Finding Nemo”.
I =
think eBay is useless.
I tried to =
look up lighters and all they had were 13,749 =
matches.
My =
girlfriend broke up with me because I pawned her =
wheelchair.
I’m =
sure eventually she’ll come crawling back to =
me.
I’m =
not sure if my ceiling fan is THE best ceiling fan or not. =
I do know =
it’s right up there.
I =
had a really tough time on my Anatomy final.
Then I =
realized all the answers were inside me.
I =
told my girlfriend to meet me at the gym, then stood her =
up.
I just =
wanted her to know that we weren’t working =
out.
Just =
returned from the zoo where I saw a slice of toast in one of the =
cages.
Obviously, =
it was bread in captivity.
Also =
visited a museum devoted to shovels.
Guess it =
really was a ground-breaking invention.
~~
Dr Bob Griffin =
[email protected] www.grif.net =
"Jesus Knows Me, This I =
Love!"