I just returned from Dr. Visine’s funeral. =
I’d like to report there was not a dry eye in the house. =
I just got word that if I did not stop drinking I =
would go blind. I’m thinking that by age 70 I’ve =
pretty much seen everything worth seeing.
I just had a =
dream of climbing a mountain and seeing the promised land. Now =
I’m afraid to stay in a hotel in Memphis.
I just found =
you can tell the gender of an ant by dropping it in water. If =
it’s a girl ant, it sinks. But if it floats, it’s boy =
ant.
I just got diagnosed by my psychiatrist with an =
‘Oedipus Complex’. When I told my mother, she said =
what they label me doesn’t matter as long as I love her very =
much.
I just saw an accident with a Ford Focus. Now it =
looks all blurry.
I just =
noticed some gray hairs. I’m so mortified I think I’m =
going home to dye.
I just saw =
the Apple Store get robbed. The police have detained me as an =
iWitness.
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Dr Bob Griffin =
[email protected] www.grif.net =
"Jesus Knows Me, This I =
Love!"