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05/10/17 Grif.Net – I Just . . .

05/10/17 Grif.Net – I Just . . .

I just returned from Dr. Visine’s funeral.  =
I’d like to report there was not a dry eye in the house. =

 

I just got word that if I did not stop drinking I =
would go blind.  I’m thinking that by age 70 I’ve =
pretty much seen everything worth seeing.

 

I just had a =
dream of climbing a mountain and seeing the promised land.  Now =
I’m afraid to stay in a hotel in Memphis.

 

I just found =
you can tell the gender of an ant by dropping it in water.  If =
it’s a girl ant, it sinks.  But if it floats, it’s boy =
ant.

 

I just got diagnosed by my psychiatrist with an =
‘Oedipus Complex’.  When I told my mother, she said =
what they label me doesn’t matter as long as I love her very =
much.

 

I just saw an accident with a Ford Focus.  Now it =
looks all blurry.

 

I just =
noticed some gray hairs.  I’m so mortified I think I’m =
going home to dye.

 

I just saw =
the Apple Store get robbed.  The police have detained me as an =
iWitness.

 

~~

Dr Bob Griffin =

bob@grif.net www.grif.net =

"Jesus Knows Me, This I =
Love!"