[Visiting a Christian College and heard these =
“lines” from guys looking for a girl before the school year =
is over. Feel free to use any you’d like]
While =
having morning devotions, God told me to come and talk to you. =
I’m really into the King James Version. See where =
it says, "Greet one another with a holy =
kiss?"
Do you =
need help carrying your Bible? It looks heavy.
Christians don’t shake hands; Christians gotta hug. =
The word says "Give drink to those who are =
thirsty, and feed the hungry." How about sitting with me in the =
dining commons?
I =
usually put sugar in my ice tea, but if you’d just dip your finger in =
it, I’m sure it will be more than sweet enough.
Nice =
bracelet (WWJD). Who would Jesus date? I mean do?
It’s =
awfully dark on the way to the Evening Service. I wouldn’t be a =
gentleman if I didn’t offer you my arm.
Excuse =
me, I believe one of your ribs belongs to me.
Did it =
hurt when you fell from Heaven?
What =
are your plans for tonight? Feel like a bible study?
You =
don’t have an accountability partner? Me neither.
Is it =
a sin that you stole my heart?
~~
Dr Bob Griffin =
[email protected] www.grif.net =
"Jesus Knows Me, This I =
Love!"