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05/08/17 Grif.Net – Overheard on Campus

05/08/17 Grif.Net – Overheard on Campus

[Visiting a Christian College and heard these =
“lines” from guys looking for a girl before the school year =
is over.  Feel free to use any you’d like]

 

While =
having morning devotions, God told me to come and talk to you. =

 

I’m really into the King James Version. See where =
it says, "Greet one another with a holy =
kiss?"

 

Do you =
need help carrying your Bible? It looks heavy.

 

Christians don’t shake hands; Christians gotta hug. =

 

The word says "Give drink to those who are =
thirsty, and feed the hungry." How about sitting with me in the =
dining commons?

 

I =
usually put sugar in my ice tea, but if you’d just dip your finger in =
it, I’m sure it will be more than sweet enough.

 

Nice =
bracelet (WWJD). Who would Jesus date? I mean do?

 

It’s =
awfully dark on the way to the Evening Service.  I wouldn’t be a =
gentleman if I didn’t offer you my arm.

 

Excuse =
me, I believe one of your ribs belongs to me.

 

Did it =
hurt when you fell from Heaven?

 

What =
are your plans for tonight? Feel like a bible study?

 

You =
don’t have an accountability partner? Me neither.

 

Is it =
a sin that you stole my heart?

 

~~

Dr Bob Griffin =

bob@grif.net www.grif.net =

"Jesus Knows Me, This I =
Love!"