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05/03/17 Grif.Net – More Gleanings from Student Papers

05/03/17 Grif.Net – More Gleanings from Student Papers

[Additional new “facts” teachers share =
from test pages]

 

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– The spinal column is a long bunch of bones. The head sits on the top =
and you sit on the bottom.

 

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– We do not raise silk worms in the United States, because we get our =
silk from rayon. He is a larger worm and gives more =
silk.

 

  – One of the main causes of dust is =
janitors.

 

  – A scout obeys all to whom obedience is due =
and respects all duly constipated authorities.

 

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– One by-product of raising cattle is calves.

 

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– To prevent head colds, use an agonizer to spray into the nose until it =
drips into the throat.

 

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– The four seasons are salt, pepper, mustard and taco =
sauce.

 

  – The climate is hottest next to the =
Creator.

 

  – Oliver Cromwell had a large red nose, but =
under it were deeply religious feelings.

 

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– The word trousers is an uncommon noun because it is singular at the =
top and plural at the bottom.

 

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– Iron was discovered because someone smelt it.

 

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– In the middle of the 19th century, all the morons moved to =
Utah.

 

  – A person should take a bath once in the =
summer, but not so often in the winter.

 

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Dr Bob Griffin =

bob@grif.net www.grif.net =

"Jesus Knows Me, This I =
Love!"