[Some teachers collect “odd =
facts” from papers and tests of what students THINK are correct =
answers. But fall short a tad.]
=
– The future of "I give" is "I =
take."
=
– The parts of speech are lungs and air.
=
– The inhabitants of Moscow are called Mosquitoes.
=
– Water is composed of two gins. Oxygin and Hydrogin. Oxygin is pure =
gin. Hydrogin is gin and water.
=
– The general direction of the Alps is straight up.
=
– (Define H2O and CO2.) H2O is hot water and CO2 is cold =
water.
– A virgin forest is where the hand of man =
has never set foot.
=
– A city purifies its water supply by filtering the water then forcing =
it through an aviator.
=
– Most of the houses in France are made of plaster of =
Paris.
– The people who followed the Lord were =
called the 12 opossums.
=
– Syntax is all the money collected at the church from =
synners.
– The blood circulates through the body by =
flowing down one leg and up the other.
=
– In spring, the salmon swim upstream to spoon.
~~
Dr Bob Griffin =
[email protected] www.grif.net =
"Jesus Knows Me, This I =
Love!"