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05/01/17 Grif.Net – Bad Humor

05/01/17 Grif.Net – Bad Humor

[Yes, everyone is excited to get a new round of old =
puns on the first of every month J ]

 

Haunted =
French pancakes give me the crepes.

 

I was going =
to buy some Velcro, but it seemed like a rip off.

 

Bakers share =
their bread recipes on a knead-to-know basis.

 

I dropped =
out of communism class because of lousy Marx.

 

A man noted =
for telling puns was locked into a dark closet, and told he would not be =
released until he made up a pun about the situation.

He immediately shouted, "Oh, pun the =
door!"

 

~~

Dr Bob Griffin =

bob@grif.net www.grif.net =

"Jesus Knows Me, This I =
Love!"