05/01/17 Grif.Net – Bad Humor

05/01/17 Grif.Net – Bad Humor

[Yes, everyone is excited to get a new round of old =
puns on the first of every month J ]


Haunted =
French pancakes give me the crepes.


I was going =
to buy some Velcro, but it seemed like a rip off.


Bakers share =
their bread recipes on a knead-to-know basis.


I dropped =
out of communism class because of lousy Marx.


A man noted =
for telling puns was locked into a dark closet, and told he would not be =
released until he made up a pun about the situation.

He immediately shouted, "Oh, pun the =



Dr Bob Griffin = =

"Jesus Knows Me, This I =