Two less-than-straight-A college students were =
taking their important final exam in Wisconsin History, which happened =
to be completion (fill-in-the-blank). The last question read, =
"Old MacDonald had a _________."
was stumped. He had no idea of the answer. He knew he needed =
to get this one right to be sure he passed. Making sure Dr. Bob =
wasn’t watching, he tapped Tina on the shoulder. =
"Pssst. Tina. What’s the answer to the last =
laughed. She looked around to make sure the surly professor hadn’t =
noticed and then turned to Josh. “Everyone knows Old =
MacDonald had a FARM," she said.
"Oh yeah," said Josh. "I =
remember now." He picked up his No. 2 pencil and started to =
write the answer in the blank.
stopped. Reaching to tap Tina’s shoulder again, he whispered, =
"Tina, how do you spell farm?"
"That’s easy," said Tina. =
"Farm is spelled E-I-E-I-O."
Dr Bob Griffin =
firstname.lastname@example.org www.grif.net =
"Jesus Knows Me, This I =