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04/26/17 Grif.Net – University Finals

04/26/17 Grif.Net – University Finals

Two less-than-straight-A college students were =
taking their important final exam in Wisconsin History, which happened =
to be completion (fill-in-the-blank).  The last question read, =
"Old MacDonald had a _________."

 

Josh =
was stumped.  He had no idea of the answer.  He knew he needed =
to get this one right to be sure he passed.  Making sure Dr. Bob =
wasn’t watching, he tapped Tina on the shoulder.  =
"Pssst.  Tina.  What’s the answer to the last =
question?" 

 

Tina =
laughed.  She looked around to make sure the surly professor hadn’t =
noticed and then turned to Josh.  “Everyone knows Old =
MacDonald had a FARM,"  she said.

 

"Oh yeah," said Josh.  "I =
remember now."  He picked up his No. 2 pencil and started to =
write the answer in the blank.

 

He =
stopped.  Reaching to tap Tina’s shoulder again, he whispered, =
"Tina, how do you spell farm?"

 

"That’s easy," said Tina.  =
"Farm is spelled E-I-E-I-O."

 

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Dr Bob Griffin =

bob@grif.net www.grif.net =

"Jesus Knows Me, This I =
Love!"