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04/21/17 Grif.Net – Ten MORE Things I’ve Learned

04/21/17 Grif.Net – Ten MORE Things I’ve Learned

If you call for reservations at the library, they may =
be all booked up.

 

I =
don’t normally judge people, but if you dress your dog in human =
clothes, I will judge you.

 

If =
you’re making plans to survive the end of the world, you probably =
don’t understand the term.

 

Judging from =
the screen on your cell phone, I’d assume you eat fried chicken =
three meals a day.

 

I wish =
people would stop giving me unsolicited dieting tips.  I have =
enough on my plate as it is.

 

After only =
three karate lessons I can break a two-inch board with my =
cast.

 

When you get a bladder infection, urine =
trouble.

 

I just lost my mood ring and I’m not sure how I =
feel about that.

 

Trainer at =
the gym said I have to work on my breathing. Really? I’m almost 70 =
and that’s one thing I’m pretty sure I’m good =
at.

 

I’ll be stopping at the fabric store later since =
all my readers say I need new material.

 

~~

Dr Bob Griffin =

[email protected] www.grif.net =

"Jesus Knows Me, This I =
Love!"