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04/12/17 Grif.Net – IRS Week (part 3)

04/12/17 Grif.Net – IRS Week (part 3)

[Continuing our week of random =
‘laugh-or-you’ll-cry’ jokes about =
taxes]

 

My retirement advisor shared =
some ideas. "The upside of what I’m proposing is a huge profit. The =
downside may result in 800 hours of community service."

 

America =
is a land of untold wealth. Most of it is untold on the 1040 IRS =
form.

 

What is =
the difference between tax avoidance and tax evasion? The jail =
walls.

 

What’s =
the difference between a taxidermist and a tax collector? The =
taxidermist only takes the skin.

 

Why =
won’t sharks attack tax aiditors? Professional =
courtesy.

 

A =
taxpayer is someone who works for the federal government but who doesn’t =
have to take a civil service examination.

 

~~

Dr Bob Griffin

bob@grif.net www.grif.net

"Jesus Knows Me, This I =
Love!"