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04/11/17 Grif.Net – IRS Week (part 2)

04/11/17 Grif.Net – IRS Week (part 2)

[Another episode of taxes =
– Q&A]

 

Q: How are an apple and a =
I.R.S. auditor alike?
A: They both look good hanging from a tree. =

Q: What’s the difference between an IRS worker and a carp? =

A: One is a bottom-feeding, scum sucker, and the other is a fish. =

Q: What did the terrorist that hijacked a jumbo-jet full of =
I.R.S. agents do?
A: He threatened to release one every hour if his =
demands weren’t met.

Q: What do you call 25 I.R.S. agents buried =
up to their chins in cement?
A: Not enough cement.

Q: Why =
don’t IRS agents audit cows?
A: Because farmers milk them dry. =

Q: What do you call 25 skydiving I.R.S. agents?
A: Skeet. =

Q: Why are tax jokes getting dumb and dumber?
A: Because IRS =
agents have started to make them up themselves.

Q: How much did =
the IRS take from the moon?
A: 4 quarters.


Q: What’s the difference =
between an I.R.S. agent and a mosquito?
A: One is a bloodsucking =
parasite, the other is an insect.

 

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