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04/10/17 Grif.Net – IRS Week (part 1)

04/10/17 Grif.Net – IRS Week (part 1)

[A week of random =
‘you-have-to-laugh-or-you’ll-cry-jokes’ about =
taxes]

 

If a politician and an IRS =
agent were both drowning, and you could only save one of them, would you =
go to lunch or read the newspaper?

 

Tax Day is the =
day that ordinary Americans send their money to Washington, D.C., and =
wealthy Americans send their money to the Cayman =
Islands.

 

Children may be =
deductible, but they are still taxing.

 

I’m not going to =
pay taxes. When they say I’m going to prison, I’ll say ‘No, prisons cost =
taxpayers a lot of money. You keep what it would have cost to =
incarcerate me, and we’ll call it even.’

 

People who =
struggle with their income tax can be divided into two categories: Men =
and women.

 

Worried about an =
IRS audit? Avoid what’s called a red flag. That’s something the IRS =
always looks for.
For example, say you have some money left in your =
bank account after paying taxes. That’s a red =
flag.

 

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Dr Bob Griffin =

bob@grif.net www.grif.net =

"Jesus Knows Me, This I =
Love!"