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03/29/17 Grif.Net – May be a Little Slow

03/29/17 Grif.Net – May be a Little Slow

Here are top ten =
“kind ways” to refer to that colleague at work who is just a =
little slow on the uptake:

1. He is a few peas short of a tuna =
casserole

 

2. She is one Froot =
Loop shy of a full bowl

 

3. He is a taco short =
of a combo plate

 

4. He doesn’t have =
all his dogs on one leash

 

5. Her elevator =
doesn’t go all the way to the top floor

 

6. Her sewing =
machine’s out of thread

 

7. His antenna =
doesn’t pick up all the channels

 

8. She is a few =
clowns short of a circus

 

9. His belt doesn’t =
go through all the loops

 

10. She’s a few =
days past the sell-by date

 

Bonus: He has too =
much yardage between the goal posts

 

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Dr Bob Griffin =

bob@grif.net www.grif.net =

"Jesus Knows Me, This I =
Love!"