Here are top ten =
“kind ways” to refer to that colleague at work who is just a =
little slow on the uptake:
1. He is a few peas short of a tuna =
casserole
2. She is one Froot =
Loop shy of a full bowl
3. He is a taco short =
of a combo plate
4. He doesn’t have =
all his dogs on one leash
5. Her elevator =
doesn’t go all the way to the top floor
6. Her sewing =
machine’s out of thread
7. His antenna =
doesn’t pick up all the channels
8. She is a few =
clowns short of a circus
9. His belt doesn’t =
go through all the loops
10. She’s a few =
days past the sell-by date
Bonus: He has too =
much yardage between the goal posts
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Dr Bob Griffin =
[email protected] www.grif.net =
"Jesus Knows Me, This I =
Love!"