[This is a rerun of a grif.net =
from ten years ago. And still reasonably =
humorous.]
April 1st is National =
Atheist’s Day
All generalizations are =
false
Thou shalt not steal. The IRS =
hates competition
Everyone should believe the BIG =
BANG theory. God spoke and BANG, it happened
The word “gullible” =
is not in the dictionary
The Energizer Bunny was =
recently arrested and charged with battery
Ask me about my vow of =
silence
It is bad luck to be =
superstitious
99% of lawyers give the other =
1% a bad name
Camping is nature’s way =
of feeding mosquitoes
All readers of the grif.net =
will be part of the ultimate statistic: ten out of ten people =
die
~~
Dr Bob Griffin =
[email protected] =
www.grif.net
"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I Love!"