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03/10/17 Grif.Net – Dogs’ Letters to God

03/10/17 Grif.Net – Dogs’ Letters to God

Dear God,

How come people love to smell flowers, but seldom, =
if ever, smell one another? Where are  their priorities? =

 

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Dear God, =

When we get to Heaven, can we sit =
on your couch? Or is it the same old story?

 

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Dear God, =

If a dog barks his head off in =
the forest and no human hears him, is he still a bad dog? =

 

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Dear God, =

When my foster mom’s friend comes =
over to our house, he smells like musk! What’s he been rolling around =
in?

 

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Dear God, =

When we get to the Pearly Gates, =
do we have to know how to ‘sit’ and ‘shake hands’ to get in? =

 

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Dear God, =

We dogs can understand human =
verbal instructions, hand signals, whistles, horns, clickers, beepers, =
scent IDs, electromagnetic energy fields, and Frisbee flight paths. What =
do humans understand?

 

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Dear God, =

Are there dogs on other planets, =
or are we alone? I have been howling at the moon and stars for a long =
time, but all I ever hear back is the beagle across the street! =

 

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Dear God, =

Are there mailmen in Heaven? If =
there are, will I have to apologize?

  

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Dear God, =

Is it true that dogs are not =
allowed in restaurants because we can’t make up our minds what NOT to =
order? Or is it all about the carpets again?

 

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Dear God, =

When my family eats dinner, they =
always bless their food.  But, they never bless mine. So, I’ve been =
wagging my tail extra fast when they fill my bowl. Have you noticed MY =
blessing?

 

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Dr Bob Griffin =

bob@grif.net www.grif.net =

"Jesus Knows Me, This I =
Love!"