[These are asked every few years and I am still =
without an adequate answer. But they do bring a smile. =
So many of these type of lists people post are old and stale. =
This one is just old.]
1. If =
you throw a cat out of a car window at 90 mph, at what point does it =
become kitty litter?
2. If =
there is no God, who pops up the next Kleenex in the =
box?
3. Why do they put braille on number pads of the =
drive-through bank machine?
4. How =
did a fool and his money get together in the first =
place?
5. If it’s tourist season, why can’t we shoot =
them?
6. What’s another word for =
thesaurus?
7. Do blind Eskimos have seeing-eye dog =
sleds?
8. Why do kamikaze pilots wear =
helmets?
9. How do you know when it’s time to tune your =
bagpipe?
10. When you choke a Smurf, what color does it =
turn?
Bonus: If you shoot a mime, should you use a =
silencer?
~~
Dr Bob Griffin =
[email protected] www.grif.net =
"Jesus Knows Me, This I =
Love!"