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03/01/17 Grif.Net – Punny Times

03/01/17 Grif.Net – Punny Times

[First of the month dose of puns just for =
ewe.]

 

Evidently our Ambassadors never get sick because they =
have diplomatic immunity.

 

Pencils =
could be made with erasers at both ends, but what would be the =
point?

 

The Hand family consists of 10 electricians. Their =
company motto is "Many Hands make light =
work."

 

Why did the cows return to graze in the marijuana =
field? It was the pot calling the cattle back.

 

This girl =
said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I’d never met =
herbivore.

 

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Dr Bob Griffin =

[email protected] www.grif.net =

"Jesus Knows Me, This I =
Love!"