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02/28/17 Grif.Net – Rules for Married Men

02/28/17 Grif.Net – Rules for Married Men

[ML forwarded =
this sage advice to male readers]

 

Five rules =
governing male behavior toward the allegedly weaker =
sex:

 

1. Never make =
a woman mad. They can remember stuff that hasn’t even happened =
yet.

 

2. Behind =
every angry woman stands a man who has absolutely no idea what he did =
wrong.

 

3. Don’t =
try to understand women. Women understand women and they tend to hate =
each other.

 

4. Arguing =
with a woman is like reading the Software License contract. In the end, =
you have no option but to ignore everything and click “I =
agree.”

 

5. Every time =
you talk to your wife, your mind should remember that this conversation =
will be recorded for training and quality purposes. =

And will, I =
would add, be rebroadcast at a much later date for what will be =
purported to be your own good.

 

~~

Dr Bob Griffin =

bob@grif.net www.grif.net =

"Jesus Knows Me, This I =
Love!"