[ML forwarded =
this sage advice to male readers]
Five rules =
governing male behavior toward the allegedly weaker =
sex:
1. Never make =
a woman mad. They can remember stuff that hasn’t even happened =
yet.
2. Behind =
every angry woman stands a man who has absolutely no idea what he did =
wrong.
3. Don’t =
try to understand women. Women understand women and they tend to hate =
each other.
4. Arguing =
with a woman is like reading the Software License contract. In the end, =
you have no option but to ignore everything and click “I =
agree.”
5. Every time =
you talk to your wife, your mind should remember that this conversation =
will be recorded for training and quality purposes. =
And will, I =
would add, be rebroadcast at a much later date for what will be =
purported to be your own good.
~~
Dr Bob Griffin =
[email protected] www.grif.net =
"Jesus Knows Me, This I =
Love!"