The Governor =
of California is jogging with his dog along a nature trail when suddenly =
a coyote jumps out and attacks his dog.
#1. The =
Governor starts to intervene, reflects upon the movie "Bambi" =
and realizes he should stop; the coyote is only doing what comes =
natural
#2. He calls =
animal control. Animal control captures the coyote and spends $200 =
testing it for diseases, and an additional $500 to relocate =
it.
#3. He calls a =
Veterinarian for his dog. The Vet collects his dead dog and spends $200 =
testing it for diseases.
#4. The =
Governor goes to the hospital and spends $3,500 getting checked for =
diseases from the coyote, and to get his bite wound =
bandaged.
#5. The =
running trail is shut down for 6 months while the wildlife-services =
conduct a $100,000 survey to make sure the area is clear of dangerous =
animals.
#6. The =
Governor spends $50,000 of state funds implementing a "coyote =
awareness" program for residents of the =
area.
#7. The State =
legislature spends $2 million investigating how to better handle rabies, =
and how to possibly eradicate the disease.
#8. The =
Governor’s security agent is fired for not stopping the attack and for =
letting the Governor intervene.
#9. The Cost: =
$75,000 to train new a security agent.
#10. PETA =
protests the coyote relocation and files suit against the state for 4.4 =
million dollars.
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The =
Governor of Wyoming is jogging with his dog along a nature trail when =
suddenly a coyote jumps out and attacks his dog.
#1. The =
Governor shoots the coyote and keeps jogging.
.
The Governor =
has spent 36 cents on a 9mm hollow point cartridge for his =
Glock. Buzzards eat the dead coyote. End of =
matter.
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Any wonder why =
California is broke?
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Dr Bob Griffin
[email protected] www.grif.net
"Jesus Knows Me, This I =
Love!"