Each of the following well known proverbs has a key =
word CHANGED to something totally unrelated, but I found these often =
made the adage funny or pointed. Time to laugh as you discover =
each error. And maybe you could suggest BETTER “wrong” =
words to plug into our favorites sayings.
1. A =
rolling pin gathers no moss.
2. =
Many hands make housework.
3. Let =
sleeping bags lie.
4. =
Don’t look a saw horse in the mouth.
5. =
Cleanliness is next to impossible.
6. =
Fools fall in where angels fear to tread.
7. You =
can’t teach an old dog card tricks.
8. =
Don’t kill the goose that laid the deviled egg.
9. Out =
of sight, out of order.
10. =
Don’t burn your bridges at both ends.
11. =
Politics make strange bed-bugs.
12. =
Penny wise, pound cake.
13. =
Into each cellar some rain must fall.
14. =
Don’t count your blessings before they hatch.
15. =
People who live in glass houses shouldn’t throw =
parties.
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Dr Bob Griffin =
[email protected] www.grif.net =
"Jesus Knows Me, This I =
Love!"