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02/23/17 Grif.Net – Axed Axioms

02/23/17 Grif.Net – Axed Axioms

Each of the following well known proverbs has a key =
word CHANGED to something totally unrelated, but I found these often =
made the adage funny or pointed.  Time to laugh as you discover =
each error.  And maybe you could suggest BETTER “wrong” =
words to plug into our favorites sayings.

 

1. A =
rolling pin gathers no moss.

 

2. =
Many hands make housework.

 

3. Let =
sleeping bags lie.

 

4. =
Don’t look a saw horse in the mouth.

 

5. =
Cleanliness is next to impossible.

 

6. =
Fools fall in where angels fear to tread.

 

7. You =
can’t teach an old dog card tricks.

 

8. =
Don’t kill the goose that laid the deviled egg.

 

9. Out =
of sight, out of order.

 

10. =
Don’t burn your bridges at both ends.

 

11. =
Politics make strange bed-bugs.

 

12. =
Penny wise, pound cake.

 

13. =
Into each cellar some rain must fall.

 

14. =
Don’t count your blessings before they hatch.

 

15. =
People who live in glass houses shouldn’t throw =
parties.

 

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Dr Bob Griffin =

bob@grif.net www.grif.net =

"Jesus Knows Me, This I =
Love!"