Hours on your cell phone make you =
tired? Now there’s a nap for that.
I thought =
the dryer shrunk my clothes. Turns out it was the =
refrigerator.
Line dancing was originally invented by women waiting to use =
the bathroom.
I try to find the good in =
every situation. Oops, I meant food. I try to find the food in every =
situation. Having trouble with typos.
If someone says "I love =
you", and you don’t feel the same way, just say "I love =
YouTube" really fast.
Goodwill just called and =
asked me to donate some of my old clothes for the starving. I told them =
anyone who can wear my old clothes isn’t =
starving.
I’m not lazy. I’m =
just running on energy-saving mode.
I don’t mind going to work but the eight hour wait before I =
can go home is ridiculous.
Time is precious. Waste it =
wisely.
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Dr Bob Griffin =
[email protected] www.grif.net =
"Jesus Knows Me, This I =
Love!"