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02/22/17 Grif.Net – Advise and Consent

02/22/17 Grif.Net – Advise and Consent

Hours on your cell phone make you =
tired? Now there’s a nap for that.

 

I thought =
the dryer shrunk my clothes.  Turns out it was the =
refrigerator.

 

Line dancing was originally invented by women waiting to use =
the bathroom.

 

I try to find the good in =
every situation. Oops, I meant food. I try to find the food in every =
situation. Having trouble with typos.

 

If someone says "I love =
you", and you don’t feel the same way, just say "I love =
YouTube" really fast.

 

Goodwill just called and =
asked me to donate some of my old clothes for the starving. I told them =
anyone who can wear my old clothes isn’t =
starving.

 

I’m not lazy. I’m =
just running on energy-saving mode.

 

I don’t mind going to work but the eight hour wait before I =
can go home is ridiculous.

 

Time is precious. Waste it =
wisely.

 

~~

Dr Bob Griffin =

bob@grif.net www.grif.net =

"Jesus Knows Me, This I =
Love!"