02/15/17 Grif.Net – About your State

02/15/17 Grif.Net – About your State

[Random conversations about people in some of our =
United States]

On North Dakota flatness, a friend said =
“When I was a boy, I had a dog. I watched him run away for eight =


On Alaska, a friend shared a conversation he had with =
a resident. "So where’s your mom from?"
I answered, =
He said, “Oh, don’t bother. I’ll do =
it myself."


On Minnesota =
in February, “Minnesota must be close to Heaven, because if Hell =
is hot, Minnesota is certainly the opposite.”


On Arkansas, =
it’s noted “The toothbrush was invented here. Otherwise it =
would have been called a teethbrush.”


On New =
Mexico, citizens were asked, “How many residents does it take to =
screw in a lightbulb?”
They answered, “Just =


On New York, a friend changed his opinion. “They =
say New Yorker’s are hostile and unfriendly. Not so.
The other =
day I saw 2 strangers sharing a cab. One took the tires, the other got =
the battery.”


On Oregon, =
someone asked “Why doesn’t the University of Oregon have a =
medical school.”
“It’s obvious,” they said. =
“We don’t want our graduates to be =


On Illinois =
we’d better not make jokes. 
Don’t want to bother =
sick people.



Dr Bob Griffin = =

"Jesus Knows Me, This I =