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02/15/17 Grif.Net – About your State

02/15/17 Grif.Net – About your State

[Random conversations about people in some of our =
United States]

On North Dakota flatness, a friend said =
“When I was a boy, I had a dog. I watched him run away for eight =
days.”

 

On Alaska, a friend shared a conversation he had with =
a resident. "So where’s your mom from?"
I answered, =
"Alaska." 
He said, “Oh, don’t bother. I’ll do =
it myself."

 

On Minnesota =
in February, “Minnesota must be close to Heaven, because if Hell =
is hot, Minnesota is certainly the opposite.”

 

On Arkansas, =
it’s noted “The toothbrush was invented here. Otherwise it =
would have been called a teethbrush.”

 

On New =
Mexico, citizens were asked, “How many residents does it take to =
screw in a lightbulb?”
They answered, “Just =
Juan.”

 

On New York, a friend changed his opinion. “They =
say New Yorker’s are hostile and unfriendly. Not so.
The other =
day I saw 2 strangers sharing a cab. One took the tires, the other got =
the battery.”

 

On Oregon, =
someone asked “Why doesn’t the University of Oregon have a =
medical school.”
“It’s obvious,” they said. =
“We don’t want our graduates to be =
quacks.”

 

On Illinois =
we’d better not make jokes. 
Don’t want to bother =
sick people.

 

~~

Dr Bob Griffin =

bob@grif.net www.grif.net =

"Jesus Knows Me, This I =
Love!"