[This will give you a little =
glimpse of the sort of neighborhood I live in. I’d move out, but =
that would only raise the average IQ of our block by ten =
points]
‘What’s wrong =
with Joe?’ I asked my neighbor.
‘I don’t know. =
Yesterday he was drinking coffee and swallowed the spoon and he =
hasn’t stirred since.’
~~
‘I’m the unluckiest =
person in the whole world,’ moaned Betty.
‘I bought a non-stick pan =
and can’t get the label off.’
~~
‘I’d like some =
nails,’ Mike requested at the hardware store. =
‘How long would you like =
them?’ asked the clerk.
‘Forever, if that’s =
all right with you,’ said Mike.
~~
Martha and Stan won the =
lottery. They face more questions today. He asked her, “Now =
that we’ve won the lottery, what should we do about the letters =
and emails begging for help and money?” =
Martha replied, “Guess =
we’ll just keep sending them.”
~~
We brought cookies to Bruce =
across the street on his birthday. I jokingly asked him if we =
going to have a birthday every year.
He =
said, “I’ve discovered that birthdays are good for you – the =
more I have, the longer I live.”
~~
Another neighbor admitted that =
instead of a mattress, he sleeps on stacks of old =
magazines.
Evidently he has lots of back issues.
~~
Dr Bob =
Griffin
[email protected] www.grif.net =
"Jesus Knows Me, This I =
Love!"
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