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02/07/17 Grif.Net – My Neighbors

02/07/17 Grif.Net – My Neighbors

[This will give you a little =
glimpse of the sort of neighborhood I live in. I’d move out, but =
that would only raise the average IQ of our block by ten =
points]


‘What’s wrong =
with Joe?’ I asked my neighbor.
‘I don’t know. =
Yesterday he was drinking coffee and swallowed the spoon and he =
hasn’t stirred since.’

 

~~

‘I’m the unluckiest =
person in the whole world,’ moaned Betty.

‘I bought a non-stick pan =
and can’t get the label off.’

 

~~

‘I’d like some =
nails,’ Mike requested at the hardware store. =

‘How long would you like =
them?’ asked the clerk.

‘Forever, if that’s =
all right with you,’ said Mike.

 

~~

Martha and Stan won the =
lottery. They face more questions today.  He asked her, “Now =
that we’ve won the lottery, what should we do about the letters =
and emails begging for help and money?”  =

Martha replied, “Guess =
we’ll just keep sending them.”

 

~~

We brought cookies to Bruce =
across the street on his birthday.  I jokingly asked him if we =
going to have a birthday every year. 

He =
said, “I’ve discovered that birthdays are good for you – the =
more I have, the longer I live.”

 

~~
Another neighbor admitted that =
instead of a mattress, he sleeps on stacks of old =
magazines.
Evidently he has lots of back issues.

 

~~

Dr Bob =
Griffin

[email protected] www.grif.net =

"Jesus Knows Me, This I =
Love!"