[We always send out a few puns on the first of every =
month. Even short months.]
A plateau is =
a high form of flattery.
At our =
clinic we try to make plump ladies see the error of their =
weighs.
The professor discovered that his theory of =
earthquakes was on shaky ground.
When =
cannibals ate a missionary, they finally got a taste of =
religion.
Who ever invented the “Knock-Knock jokes” =
should get a no-bell prize
~~
Dr Bob Griffin =
[email protected] www.grif.net =
"Jesus Knows Me, This I =
Love!"