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01/19/17 Grif.Net – Did you hear this one?

01/19/17 Grif.Net – Did you hear this one?

Did you hear =
about the reckless driver? He drove his expensive car into a tree and =
found out how the Mercedes bends.

 

Did you hear =
of the world where chickens can cross roads without having their motives =
questioned?

 

Did you hear =
about the new rock band for Senior Citizens? It’s called =
"Earth, Wind and Fiber”

 

Did you hear =
my new daily prayer? "Lord, help me to become the person that my =
psychiatrist medicates me to be. Amen."

 

Did you hear =
that there is just a fine line between a fisherman and a fish swimming =
in the water?

 

Did you hear =
that the Lamb will lie down with the Lion? True, but the Lamb may not =
get much sleep.

 

Did you hear =
halfway through their course in statistics, over 200% of the students =
fear that they might fail?

 

Did you hear =
about the new “Louisiana Diet”?  Many living there like =
to eat hot, spicy food occajunly.

 

Did you hear =
that whether you’re rich or you’re poor, it’s always nice to have =
money?

 

Did you hear =
that good Moms let their kids lick the beaters, but great Moms turn them =
off first?

 

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Dr Bob Griffin =

bob@grif.net =
www.grif.net

"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I Love!"