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01/16/17 Grif.Net – Random Mindless Thoughts

01/16/17 Grif.Net – Random Mindless Thoughts

In Wyoming we don’t think our mountains are just =
funny; they are hill areas.

 

Women who =
wear $200.00 perfume obviously are known to have no common =
scents.

 

I went down the street to the 24-hour grocery. When =
I got there, the guy was locking the front door. I said, "Hey, the =
sign says you’re open 24 hours." He replied, "Yes, but not in =
a row."

 

My friend makes a great living at real estate =
development.  When I asked him what he had to know to be good at =
it, he simply replied “Lots.”

 

Is it true =
that Noah kept his bees in ark hives?

 

A chicken =
crossing the road is poultry in motion.

 

I was =
going 70 miles an hour and got stopped by a cop who said, "Do you =
know the speed limit is 55 miles per hour?" "Yes, officer, but =
I wasn’t going to be  out that long."

 

Cross =
country skiing is great if you live in a small country.

 

98% of =
cross-eyed teachers have difficulty controlling their =
pupils.

 

~~

Dr Bob Griffin =

bob@grif.net www.grif.net =

"Jesus Knows Me, This I =
Love!"