It Was So Cold =
that . . .
. . . =
my car won’t start running and my nose won’t stop
. =
. . we had to stop eating with metal utensils since some people had =
spoons or forks stuck to their tongues for days
. . . hitchhikers =
wore mittens and held up pictures of thumbs
. . . I saw a =
gansta with his pants up around his waist
. . . kids were using a =
new excuse to stay up late: "But Mom, my pajamas haven’t thawed out =
yet"
. . . my false =
teeth chattered in the glass on the nightstand
. . . UN weapons =
inspectors suddenly decided that chemical weapons might be hidden in =
Hawaii
. . . my friend chipped a tooth on his soup
. . . I =
saw a dog wearing a cat
. . . Starbucks was serving coffee on a =
stick
. . . we had a =
snowball fight . . . in the living room
. . . when we milked the =
cows, we got ice cream
. . . dogs had to put jumper cables on the =
rabbits to get a chase started
. . . =
politicians in Washington had their hands in their own pockets
. =
. . we pulled everything out of the freezer and huddled inside it to =
warm up
~~
Dr Bob =
Griffin
[email protected] www.grif.net =
"Jesus Knows Me, This I =
Love!"