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01/09/17 Grif.Net – Musical Notes

01/09/17 Grif.Net – Musical Notes

[Got into an on-line back-and-forth seeking to outdo one =
another with horrible musical puns.  Here is fodder for YOUR next =
composition (I want you to score).]

I didn’t want my kids =
to join band or orchestra, and risk being exposed to so much sax and =
violins.

Yeah, it can only lead =
to treble.

How =
clef-er.

I’ve been told =
I’m pretty sharp.

Your =
jokes always fall flat.

Right. =
Sometimes they just don’t measure =
up.

I’ve had to scale back =
on the quality.

Me too. =
I’ve had some minor setbacks.

Well, this is a major =
development.

This was just a =
prelude to a repeat offense.

I =
didn’t mean to de-bass your comment.

They’re not really my =
forte.

You’re not really =
in tune with what’s going on, are =
you?

Hey — give it a rest, =
retard.

You can’t use that =
word, dude.  Can’t you reed?

Well that was off-key.

Don’t use that tone with =
me.

Okay – I’ll =
pitch a different idea to you tomorrow.

I didn’t mean to harp on you about =
it.

Are you calling me a =
lyre?

I think I’ve found a =
snare in your plan..

[ . . . and =
it kept going and going and going.]

~~

Dr Bob Griffin =

bob@grif.net www.grif.net =

"Jesus Knows Me, This I =
Love!"