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12/29/16 Grif.Net – Signs in the Kitchen

12/29/16 Grif.Net – Signs in the Kitchen

A messy kitchen is a happy kitchen and my kitchen =
is delirious.

 

Mom’s bed and breakfast – You make them =
both.

 

No husband has ever been shot while doing the =
dishes.

 

Two choices for dinner: take it or leave =
it.

 

Never trust a skinny cook.

 

No =
soup for you.

 

I use =
my smoke alarm as a timer.

 

A =
husband is someone who takes out the trash and gives the impression he =
just cleaned the whole house.

 

My =
next house will have no kitchen, just vending machines.

 

If you =
want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen.

 

~~

Dr Bob Griffin =

bob@grif.net www.grif.net =

"Jesus Knows Me, This I =
Love!"