A grandmother in a retirement high-rise was giving =
directions to her grown grandson who was coming to visit for Christmas =
with his wife:
"You come to the front door of the apartment =
complex. I am in apartment 14T.
There is a big panel at the door. With your =
elbow, push button 14T I will buzz you in.
Come inside; the elevator is on the right. Get in =
and with your elbow hit 14.
When you get out, I am 3 doors on the left. =
With your elbow, hit my doorbell."
Her =
grandson replied with, "Grandma, that sounds easy enough, but why =
am I hitting all these buttons with my elbow?"
To =
which his grandmother replied, "What, you’re coming empty =
handed?"
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Dr Bob Griffin =
[email protected] www.grif.net =
"Jesus Knows Me, This I =
Love!"