Time for some odd jokes for kids of all ages . . . =
Did you know that sending a letter to Santa Claus up =
your chimney is definitely black mail?
Why should =
you cover your eyes in ketchup?=A0 Because Heinz sight is =
If you combined a Christmas tree and an iPad, would =
you end up with a pineapple?
Why does St =
Nick spell his name “Santa Caus”?=A0 Because this time of =
year is called No=EBl.
How does a =
new I-7 Smart phone help you lose weight? You won’t be able to =
afford groceries for months.
As we were putting out cookies for Santa =
on Christmas Eve, I accidentally dropped one.
problem," I said, picking it up and dusting it off before placing =
it back on the plate.
"You can’t do that," argued my =
"Don’t worry. Santa will never know." =
He shot me a look. "So he knows if I’ve been bad or good, =
but he doesn’t know the cookie fell on the =
Heard that the Bermuda =
Triangle got tired of hot weather all year ‘round, so it moved to =
the North Pole. Problem now is that Santa Claus is =
Elves always sing to Santa before leaving the North =
Pole on his sleigh to deliver toys. =A0Sadly, the song is “Freeze =
a Jolly Good Fellow”.
Two giant =
wind turbines were standing in a field.=A0 One asked, “What kind =
of music do you like?”
other responded simply, “I’m a heavy metal =
Dr Bob Griffin =
firstname.lastname@example.org www.grif.net =
"Jesus Knows Me, This I =