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12/21/16 Grif.Net – You Asked for More Kid Jokes

12/21/16 Grif.Net – You Asked for More Kid Jokes

Time for some odd jokes for kids of all ages . . . =

 

Did you know that sending a letter to Santa Claus up =
your chimney is definitely black mail?

 

Why should =
you cover your eyes in ketchup?=A0 Because Heinz sight is =
20/20.

 

If you combined a Christmas tree and an iPad, would =
you end up with a pineapple?

 

Why does St =
Nick spell his name “Santa Caus”?=A0 Because this time of =
year is called No=EBl.

 

How does a =
new I-7 Smart phone help you lose weight? You won’t be able to =
afford groceries for months.

 

As we were putting out cookies for Santa =
on Christmas Eve, I accidentally dropped one.
"No =
problem," I said, picking it up and dusting it off before placing =
it back on the plate.
"You can’t do that," argued my =
four-year-old.
"Don’t worry. Santa will never know." =

He shot me a look. "So he knows if I’ve been bad or good, =
but he doesn’t know the cookie fell on the =
floor?"

Heard that the Bermuda =
Triangle got tired of hot weather all year ‘round, so it moved to =
the North Pole. Problem now is that Santa Claus is =
missing.

 

Elves always sing to Santa before leaving the North =
Pole on his sleigh to deliver toys. =A0Sadly, the song is “Freeze =
a Jolly Good Fellow”.

 

Two giant =
wind turbines were standing in a field.=A0 One asked, “What kind =
of music do you like?”

The =
other responded simply, “I’m a heavy metal =
fan.”

 

~~

Dr Bob Griffin =

bob@grif.net www.grif.net =

"Jesus Knows Me, This I =
Love!"