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12/19/16 Grif.Net – What my Friends are Saying

12/19/16 Grif.Net – What my Friends are Saying

[What my friends are saying about their lives. Not. =
Me.]

 

“Sometimes getting out of bed ruins the whole =
day.”

 

“You know you have family issues at Christmas =
when they all unfriend you on Facebook.”

 

“Give =
up carbs?  Over my bread body.”

 

“If =
your name isn’t Google, don’t act like you know =
everything.”

 

“Today =
is a day when even my coffee needs coffee.”

 

“I’ve learned about marriage from =
chess.  The king takes one small step at a time. The queen is =
all-powerful and does whatever she wants to do.”

 

“Let =
me know when you’re available so I can be sure to be busy =
then.”

 

“I wish I was as fat as the first time I thought =
I was fat.”

 

“Ever =
notice that half of 8 could be 4, 3 or o?”

 

“No =
one wants to hear about your diet. Just eat your salad and be =
sad.”

 

“I’m not lazy; I’m just in the =
energy-saving mode.”

 

“If =
time is money, then I’m running out of =
time.”

 

And MY response to them?

“Remember, it’s a status update, not your =
diary.”

 

~~

Dr Bob Griffin =

bob@grif.net www.grif.net =

"Jesus Knows Me, This I =
Love!"