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12/16/16 Grif.Net – Mad Cows

12/16/16 Grif.Net – Mad Cows

Why did the cow run frantically across the =
road? So she wouldn’t get creamed.

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There =
were these two cows, chatting over the fence between their fields. The =
first cow said, "I tell you, this mad-cow-disease is really pretty =
scary. They say it is spreading fast; I heard it hit some cows down on =
the Johnson Farm."

The =
other cow replied, "I’m not worried. It doesn’t seem to =
affect us ducks."

~~~

One farmer said to =
another farmer that he had to shoot one of his cows. "Was it =
mad?" asked his friend?

The farmer replied =
"Well, it wasn’t very happy about it".

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Dr Bob Griffin =

[email protected] www.grif.net =

"Jesus Knows Me, This I =
Love!"