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12/12/16 Grif.Net – All About the Holsteins

12/12/16 Grif.Net – All About the Holsteins

[Jokes for the =
younger grif.net readers . . . but face it, most adults will groan just =
as loudly as the kids]

 

What do you get from =
a pampered cow? Spoiled milk.

 

What do you call a =
cow with six inch legs? Ground beef.

 

What do you call a =
cow who gives no milk? A milk dud

 

What happened when =
the cow tried to jump over a barb-wire fence? Udder =
destruction.

 

Which job is a cow =
most suited for? Baker, since they’re always making cow pies =
anyway.

 

What do you call a =
cow that has just given birth? De-Calfenated.

 

Have you heard of the =
dyslexic cow who attained enlightenment? Now all it says is =
“OOOOMMM”.

 

What do you call a =
herd of cows that think Grif.Net jokes are funny? Laughing =
stock.

 

Why did the farmer =
add shredded dollar bills to his cows’ feed? He wanted them to =
give rich milk.

 

Speaking of cows, if =
you move a cup of milk quickly back and forth in front of your face, is =
it considered pasteurized?

 

~~

Dr Bob Griffin =

bob@grif.net www.grif.net =

"Jesus Knows Me, This I =
Love!"