[Jokes for the =
younger grif.net readers . . . but face it, most adults will groan just =
as loudly as the kids]
What do you get from =
a pampered cow? Spoiled milk.
What do you call a =
cow with six inch legs? Ground beef.
What do you call a =
cow who gives no milk? A milk dud
What happened when =
the cow tried to jump over a barb-wire fence? Udder =
destruction.
Which job is a cow =
most suited for? Baker, since they’re always making cow pies =
anyway.
What do you call a =
cow that has just given birth? De-Calfenated.
Have you heard of the =
dyslexic cow who attained enlightenment? Now all it says is =
“OOOOMMM”.
What do you call a =
herd of cows that think Grif.Net jokes are funny? Laughing =
stock.
Why did the farmer =
add shredded dollar bills to his cows’ feed? He wanted them to =
give rich milk.
Speaking of cows, if =
you move a cup of milk quickly back and forth in front of your face, is =
it considered pasteurized?
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Dr Bob Griffin =
[email protected] www.grif.net =
"Jesus Knows Me, This I =
Love!"