[A friend on Facebook asked for “any =
advice” you could give. Here is a sampling of suggestions =
from his friends – some ‘good’ and some =
‘other’.]
Never take a =
sleeping pill and a laxative in the same night
Never pee on =
an electric fence.
Never take =
advice from comments on Facebook.
You are not an angel just because you’re up in the air =
harping on something.
Pineapple =
DOES go on pizza.
Don’t eat =
the yellow snow.
Always drink =
upstream from the herd.
Don’t take =
any wooden nickels.=
Watch =
out for that tree!
Buy low; =
sell high.
Marry an ugly woman who can cook. She will appreciate =
you and you get well fed.
You can pick =
your friends, you can pick your nose, but you just can’t pick your =
friend’s nose.
Never slap a =
guy who’s chewing tobacco.
Penicillin =
cures that.
Never take a blind date to the movies. She can’t see, =
so it’s a waste of money.
When feeling =
down about your life, go to Wal-Mart and watch others. You will feel =
much better about yourself.
Nobody looks =
ugly after 2AM.
Whenever a =
child asks, "Why is it raining?", you should tell them that =
God is crying, and it’s probably because of something they =
did.
You can choose your friends but not your =
family
No matter where you’re going, once you get there, =
there you are.
Build a man a fire and he will be warm for a night. Set a man =
on fire and he’ll be warm for the rest of his =
life.
~~
Dr Bob Griffin =
[email protected] www.grif.net =
"Jesus Knows Me, This I =
Love!"