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12/08/16 Grif.Net – Advice

12/08/16 Grif.Net – Advice

[A friend on Facebook asked for “any =
advice” you could give.  Here is a sampling of suggestions =
from his friends – some ‘good’ and some =
‘other’.]

 

Never take a =
sleeping pill and a laxative in the same night

 

Never pee on =
an electric fence.

 

Never take =
advice from comments on Facebook.

 

You are not an angel just because you’re up in the air =
harping on something.

 

Pineapple =
DOES go on pizza.

 

Don’t eat =
the yellow snow.

 

Always drink =
upstream from the herd.

 

Don’t take =
any wooden nickels.=

 

Watch =
out for that tree!

 

Buy low; =
sell high.

 

Marry an ugly woman who can cook. She will appreciate =
you and you get well fed.

 

You can pick =
your friends, you can pick your nose, but you just can’t pick your =
friend’s nose.

 

Never slap a =
guy who’s chewing tobacco.

 

Penicillin =
cures that.

 

Never take a blind date to the movies. She can’t see, =
so it’s a waste of money.

 

When feeling =
down about your life, go to Wal-Mart and watch others. You will feel =
much better about yourself.

 

Nobody looks =
ugly after 2AM.

 

Whenever a =
child asks, "Why is it raining?", you should tell them that =
God is crying, and it’s probably because of something they =
did.

 

You can choose your friends but not your =
family

 

No matter where you’re going, once you get there, =
there you are.

 

Build a man a fire and he will be warm for a night. Set a man =
on fire and he’ll be warm for the rest of his =
life.

 

~~

Dr Bob Griffin =

[email protected] www.grif.net =

"Jesus Knows Me, This I =
Love!"