These Three Wings of KFC Are
Good =
Christian Men Rejoice (but be careful of excessive displays of =
emotion)
I’ll be home for Christmas (cuz we have services and =
I’m the pastor and I have to be there)
Whose Child =
is This? (the Nursery Workers’ Carol)
It’s =
Beginning to Look a Lot like Potluck
Joy to the =
World! The Potluck Begins
Dashing =
through the Line with a Big Plate in my Hand
O-bes-i-ty, =
O-bes-i-ty
Here We Come A-Bickering
O Come All =
Ye Faithful (everybody else not here is obviously backslidden) =
Anglicans, We Have Heard Get High
Grandma Just =
Got Front Hugged By a Deacon
All I Want =
For Christmas is My Two Back-row Seats
Come, Thou =
Long Expected Closing Prayer
Rudolph the =
Red-Faced Preacher
[from Tim, so address all cards and letters to =
him please]
~~
Dr Bob Griffin =
[email protected] www.grif.net =
"Jesus Knows Me, This I =
Love!"