His wife was scrambling eggs when her husband burst =
into the kitchen.
"Careful," he cried. "Be Careful! =
You’re cooking too many at once. Too many! Scramble them! Now! We need =
more butter. They’re going to stick! Careful! Now scramble them again! =
Hurry up! Are you crazy? Don’t forget to salt them. You always forget to =
salt them. Use the salt. Use the salt! The =
salt!"
His wife =
turned and asked, "What is wrong with =
you?"
Her husband =
calmly replied, "I just wanted to show you what it feels like when =
I’m driving in winter."
~~
Dr Bob Griffin =
[email protected] www.grif.net =
"Jesus Knows Me, This I =
Love!"