Good News: We baptized seven people =
today in the river.
Bad News: We lost two of them in the swift =
current.
Good News: The high school girls’ basketball team =
finally won a game.
Bad News: They beat the high school boys’ basketball =
team.
Good News: =
I got a job in a transmission shop.
Bad News: It’s only shift =
work.
Good News: The neighbor kids came =
to our house for a surprise visit.
Bad News: It’s in the middle of the =
night and they are armed with toilet paper and shaving cream to =
"decorate".
Good News: You received a call that your condition is =
terminal and you will die in 24 hours
Bad News: The doctor left the voice =
mail on your phone yesterday.
Good News: You are now the owner of =
a foreign car dealership.
Bad News: You’ll be selling =
Cadillacs in Tokyo.
Good News: My doctor told me there are beautiful golf =
courses in heaven.
Bad News: He mentioned my tee time looks like next Tuesday =
morning.
Good News: My wife said for Christmas she was getting me =
‘caller id’.
Bad News: She used a marker to write my =
name on the neck of each shirt.
~~
Dr Bob Griffin =
[email protected] www.grif.net =
"Jesus Knows Me, This I =
Love!"