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I got a job in a transmission shop.
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to our house for a surprise visit.
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terminal and you will die in 24 hours
Bad News: The doctor left the voice =
mail on your phone yesterday.
Good News: You are now the owner of =
a foreign car dealership.
Bad News: You’ll be selling =
Cadillacs in Tokyo.
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courses in heaven.
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Bad News: She used a marker to write my =
name on the neck of each shirt.
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