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12/01/16 Grif.Net – One-O-Month Puns

12/01/16 Grif.Net – One-O-Month Puns

[Your early Christmas present is here; grif.net =
monthly offering of word plays and puns on the first of every =
month]

 

Did you know that all male deer have buck =
teeth?

 

They arrested the owner of a threatening bull — he =
was brought up on charges.

 

A =
pessimist’s blood type is b-negative.

 

Speaking of =
that, I got a letter that read I had type A blood until I realized it =
was a type-o.

 

Went to see the new Disney movie about a gal with a =
stupid boyfriend called “Dumb =
Beau”.
 

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Dr Bob Griffin =

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"Jesus Knows Me, This I =
Love!"