Status updates from my =
‘friends’:
“I stole a futon =
from a shop. I think the police are after me, so I have been lying =
low.”
“People who do not =
use a lot of punctuation deserve a long =
sentence.”
“This Uber driver is the worst. I can’t roll =
down the windows, the doors won’t open, he keeps asking questions, and =
now his siren is blaring.”
“Just saw some idiot =
at the gym put a water bottle where the Pringles go on the =
treadmill.”
“I’m sorry I =
hurt your feelings when I called you stupid. I really thought you =
knew.”
“For the last =
hundred years cars have come with blinkers for a =
reason.”
“I always position myself =
toward the middle of any group photos. It makes it harder for them to =
crop me out later.”
“My wife just opened =
the car door for me. It might have been a good gesture had we not =
been going 70 mph”
~~
Dr Bob Griffin =
[email protected] www.grif.net =
"Jesus Knows Me, This I =
Love!"