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11/23/16 Grif.Net – Status Updates

11/23/16 Grif.Net – Status Updates

Status updates from my =
‘friends’:

 

“I stole a futon =
from a shop. I think the police are after me, so I have been lying =
low.”

 

“People who do not =
use a lot of punctuation deserve a long =
sentence.”

This Uber driver is the worst. I can’t roll =
down the windows, the doors won’t open, he keeps asking questions, and =
now his siren is blaring.”

“Just saw some idiot =
at the gym put a water bottle where the Pringles go on the =
treadmill.”

 

“I’m sorry I =
hurt your feelings when I called you stupid.  I really thought you =
knew.”

 

“For the last =
hundred years cars have come with blinkers for a =
reason.”

 

“I always position myself =
toward the middle of any group photos. It makes it harder for them to =
crop me out later.”

 

“My wife just opened =
the car door for me.  It might have been a good gesture had we not =
been going 70 mph”

 

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Dr Bob Griffin =

bob@grif.net www.grif.net =

"Jesus Knows Me, This I =
Love!"