A farmer lived in ancient Rome. He was working =
in the fields one day when he came across a giant strawberry, about one =
foot wide and 18 inches high. He thought this would be a novelty that =
many would want to see, so he took it home, washed it off, and set up a =
display in a case. He advertised this giant strawberry far and wide, and =
people came from all over to see the exhibit. He charged admission and =
made a pile of money.
However, he failed to report his earnings to =
the IRS, so they came to his farm to confiscate the exhibit. When they =
arrived at his door, he said, "I suppose you’ve come all this =
way to admire my exhibit as well?"
"No," they said. "We’ve come to =
seize your berry, not to praise it."
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