A housewife acquired a pet rabbit and taught =
it to do all kinds of tricks. She noticed, however, that the animal was =
very self-conscious and wouldn’t perform any time it was being observed, =
which defeated the purpose of teaching it to do tricks in the first =
place. If she walked into the room when the rabbit was in the middle of =
a trick, it would immediately stop.
The woman solved the problem by concealing a =
video camera behind the refrigerator and filming its tricks. She showed =
the tape to her all friends, except for the neighbor across the street =
who were on vacation and missed the show.
One afternoon, the lady had to fetch something =
from the room where the rabbit was kept. She opened the door, and =
immediately the rabbit cut short a cartwheel and cowered in the corner, =
refusing to do any more tricks.
Just then, the neighbor across the street, who =
had returned from vacation, knocked on the door. "I understand you =
have a pet rabbit that does tricks?" she =
said.
"You’ll have to settle for video =
tape," the lady replied, "because I’ve just watched my hare, =
and I can’t do a thing with it."
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Dr Bob Griffin =
[email protected] www.grif.net =
"Jesus Knows Me, This I =
Love!"