[First of the month, so MUST immerse grif.net readers =
in the highest quality puns and word plays. Or not.]
The sheep rustler who broke out of jail =
is now on the lam.
A friend =
enjoys eating and hates exercise, but her little boy still thinks =
she’s the most beautiful mom in the world. Just yesterday he =
smiled and said, "Oh, Mommy! You look =
flabulous!”
I try to =
never mention the number 288 since it’s just two =
gross.
In democracy it’s your vote that =
counts. In feudalism it’s your count that votes.
(and mandatory political joke) If Hillary were =
two-faced, why would she be wearing this one?
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Dr Bob Griffin =
[email protected] www.grif.net =
"Jesus Knows Me, This I =
Love!"