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11/01/16 Grif.Net – More Useless Puns

11/01/16 Grif.Net – More Useless Puns

[First of the month, so MUST immerse grif.net readers =
in the highest quality puns and word plays. Or not.]

 

The sheep rustler who broke out of jail =
is now on the lam.

 

A friend =
enjoys eating and hates exercise, but her little boy still thinks =
she’s the most beautiful mom in the world.  Just yesterday he =
smiled and said, "Oh, Mommy! You look =
flabulous!”

 

I try to =
never mention the number 288 since it’s just two =
gross.

 

In democracy it’s your vote that =
counts. In feudalism it’s your count that votes.

 

(and mandatory political joke) If Hillary were =
two-faced, why would she be wearing this one?

 

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Dr Bob Griffin =

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"Jesus Knows Me, This I =
Love!"