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10/21/16 Grif.Net – Q&A for the Young at Heart

10/21/16 Grif.Net – Q&A for the Young at Heart

What do hard-working grocery store clerks get =
every year?
A celery increase.

Are zombies real?
Of corpse they =
are.

What do modern artists eat for =
breakfast?
Surreal.

What do pelicans eat?
Anything that fits =
the bill.

How does a pair of pants feel when it is =
ironed?
Depressed.

Why did Thoreau build a house by the =
pond?
Because he wanted to be walled-in.

What’s an archeologist?
Someone whose =
career is in ruins.

What does a king do when he burps?
He =
issues a royal pardon.

How did the hermit pay for his =
home?
Alone.

What did the green grape say to the purple =
grape?
Breathe, idiot! BREATHE!

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Dr Bob Griffin =

bob@grif.net www.grif.net =

"Jesus Knows Me, This I =
Love!"