What do hard-working grocery store clerks get =
every year?
A celery increase.
Are zombies real?
Of corpse they =
are.
What do modern artists eat for =
breakfast?
Surreal.
What do pelicans eat?
Anything that fits =
the bill.
How does a pair of pants feel when it is =
ironed?
Depressed.
Why did Thoreau build a house by the =
pond?
Because he wanted to be walled-in.
What’s an archeologist?
Someone whose =
career is in ruins.
What does a king do when he burps?
He =
issues a royal pardon.
How did the hermit pay for his =
home?
Alone.
What did the green grape say to the purple =
grape?
Breathe, idiot! BREATHE!
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Dr Bob Griffin =
[email protected] www.grif.net =
"Jesus Knows Me, This I =
Love!"