[Last questions to see if you’re really =
getting “old”. BTW, you are.]
1. =
Have you stopped buying natural foods because you need all the =
preservatives you can get?
2. Do =
you find yourself giving good advice instead of setting a bad =
example?
3. Was the last little gray-haired lady you helped =
across the street your wife?
4. Do =
you wake each morning and hear “snap, crackle, pop,” and =
you’re not eating Rice Krispies?
5. =
When you give your grandkids a nickel for an ice cream cone, do they =
look at you funny and seem ungrateful?
6. Are =
you happy to be below “130” on both your blood pressure =
reading and eighteen holes at the golf course?
7. =
Does a dripping faucet cause an uncontrollable bladder =
urge?
8. Is your favorite feature in the newspaper =
"50 Years Ago Today"?
9. Did =
that last visit to the specialist cost you more than you earned in the =
first four years at work?
10. Do =
you go to the store not to shop but to use their free blood pressure =
machine?
Bonus: By the time you finally know your way around =
do you decide you no longer want to go?
~~
Dr Bob Griffin =
[email protected] www.grif.net =
"Jesus Knows Me, This I =
Love!"